He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

Meanwhile, my goddamned, miserable, worthless, shitfuckular Buffalo Sabres got shut out yet again last night, giving up not one but two empty-netters in a 3-0 loss to the Bruins. Even if the Sabres had won, they still wouldn’t be in double-digits in the win column. But yet the fucking Golden Knights can cobble…

What Mitchell forgets is that the Browns have always been tired of winning.

Also when hyperdrive kamikaze rendered basically every other form of space warfare obsolete

Such lazy journalism. Open up the TB12 Nutrition Manual and you’ll quickly learn that Guerrero doesn’t have beef with anyone. Brady is vegan most of the year, and when he’s not, he’s notorious for only eating lean meat. C’mon, man. Do some research before you publish a blog.

Now come on, bitcoin folks never need an excuse to start talking about cryptocurrency.

Someone has not watched a lot of hockey then?

I drill my artisanal ice holes using nothing less than the finest vintage hand augers. Using a DeWalt? Disgusting! Why not take a shit on the ice while your at it.

So, uh...what would you have expected them to use?

So, what you’re saying is that rather than becoming a starting pitcher, he may be just another Angel in the outfield?

I think curling is the sport the average Joe feels like he could compete in the most, and that explains a lot of its popularity.

In reality, you have no more chance of being an olympic curler than you do of winning the Giant Slalom with salmon on your feet instead of skis, but it just FEELS like you could!

Eventually all things merge into one and an oil/gas developing company runs through it. I am haunted by this administration.

I think this is more common than you think. In Boston, every time the camera catches someone drinking Coke, they pan up to Reggie Lewis’ jersey hanging from the rafters.

Baker Mayfield is a college gem. I can’t wait for the Browns to take him in the draft and have him wash out of the NFL in 2 years.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

That’s so cute. Now they both have more rings than the Dodgers.

seems like they found the right guy for the job, at least.

dude bro & his chicka were standing for the entire game.

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.