Flew from LAX to JFK this weekend.  Flight got in an hour early.  Was averaging north of 700 mph ground speed a vast majority of the flight.  It was wonderful considering I had nightmare seatmates all around me.

Bluetooth doesnt work in water though?  I guess you’re trying to make a point about water resistance, but it’s not like you could actually hear anything swimming with these on.

Bluetooth doesnt work in water though?  I guess you’re trying to make a point about water resistance, but it’s not…

Doesn’t Minecraft have an annual music festival now?

I respect the spirit of the NHL’s substance abuse program, but given all the stigma already surrounding relapses, it tends to create another reason to hide your issues once you are in the protocol. Theoren Fleury’s book highlights this a lot.

I believe the spirit of the rule is to prevent players from receiving assistance lining up a shot or putt, as this is a skill that should be the responsibility of the golfer. Prior to such rules, there have been instances where players have effectively lined up to hit and sought confirmation from their caddie that…

I have to ask, what goes into arranging that?  Is this a service the Navy provides?

Weird flex, but okay

Weird flex, but okay

Probably doesn’t cross into it because they did it to a public figure, but isn’t that borderline libel? Not a lawyer, but as I understand it, there’s possibly harm, it was known to be a lie, and it was published.

On a serious note, couldn’t they send the money to BEP’s Mutilated Currency department? It’s a free service that will refund your money as long as they can identify more than 50% of each bill. Generally it’s people who bury money in the backyard and it gets wet or when the bills burn in a fire, but I think this could…

It looks like Donald uses #71's to redirect his momentum toward Cousins, which is amazing awareness on Donald’s part.

I think the idea is you’d do that yourself

The cost of this play is getting absolutely lit up if someone sniffs it out, but with the way hits are called these days, absolutely lighting up a guy standing still would draw some sort of penalty (they’d probably call it targeting). The cost benefit here is out of wack because of targeting rules, so I get the…

I know this is technically TSA compliant, but this is the type of thing a TSA officer would confiscate and then laugh at you as you try and pull up their website to explain its compliance.

I know this is technically TSA compliant, but this is the type of thing a TSA officer would confiscate and then…

Dry aged from the ice age

Putting my hand in front of a steamer to see if it was working is right up there for me.  

ALRIGHT I’LL GO SEE IT, ENOUGH ALREADY, INTERNET

I’m not going to lie, I had no idea a courgette was a thing; I thought she was making some sort of joke about eating the Corgis.

For the “Whoopie EVISCERATES Judge Jeanine” headlines

I really wish the press corp would join forces and ask one question each day until Sarah answered it. She dodges April Ryan’s question? The next person should ask April’s question. She dodges again? Ask the question again. I get that there are a multitude of issues and each network is looking for a unique soundbite,…

Also, in some states (NY comes to mind) you can buy alcohol at Costco w/o a membership because it’s illegal to require a membership to buy alcohol.  The guy at the front will give you a hard time, but a manager will know the deal.