Yes, bae is not an acronym; however, it’s still the dumbest word to enter the English vernacular in the last fifty years.

He’s already Optimus Dime!

“if only i could get away that fast” - Sean Spicer

Hence the important modifier “exciting”!

Ducks win a game 7, Justin Williams didn’t. I was beginning to think life made no sense, but then I realized that Williams was playing for the Capitals. Maybe checks and balances are actually alive and well.

The Tennessee Titans picked Western Michigan...

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

I’m not surprised. He can’t protect the shotgun on the field so why would anyone expect him to do it off the field?

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

The ones who hide in Uranus.

Questionable interpretation of that provision. I think the most natural reading is that it allows the investment if both of the following conditions are met:

Does this explain why Bellichick runs so much interference on injury reports?

I continue to be amazed by the disparity between the deals negotiated MLB and NFL players unions. It’s practically illegal to overpay a pro football player (QBs excepted), and practically illegal NOT to overpay any pro baseball player over the age of 25.

Now just wait a damn minute. Andy is telling us about conspiracy theory? It’s in the editorial page clear as day.

Hi Thorin,

It’s been interesting going back through our old posts because I was surprised the data selling wasn’t mentioned. After all, Lifehacker’s been pretty good about screaming about how free services tend to sell your data. So, I’m not sure why nobody mentioned it before, unless that simply wasn’t a thing before Slice…

I mean, 1) I’m doing my best to talk about it here, and without beating around the bush acknowledge that this is a service we’ve talked about extensively over the years. 2) Slice didn’t buy unroll.me until 2014 3) I have no idea what their privacy policy looked like before then, which is when the bulk of our posts…

So, speaking of non-apologies, LH...

If you haven’t gotten your fill of the moms

A totalizator (or "tote") is the computer that figures out odds and winnings in a parimutuel betting system, like you have at the track or state run OTB shops.