“Mary-Louise Parker’s nanny allegedly stole more than $30,000 from the actress.”

Chris needs a exorcism not classes. And what is it with Bella Thorne? I am 35 and I do not know who is this girl & why I keep seeing her bare ass everywhere.

Be honest. You get a sick thrill from being roasted in comments sections, don’t you?

This was exactly the right place. On the first Sunday of each month, Mormon congregations set aside an hour of their Sunday services for open-mic “Fast and Testimony Meeting,” which usually consists of everything but testimonies: travelogues, political rants, “God helped me find my key!” stories, unintelligible…

Good dad too. I’ve known him for about fifteen years and he and her mom are about as loving and supportive as it gets. I saw his pictures from Pride with them all wearing their matching t-shirts and I’m still talking about it online so I guess it was pretty damn cute.

Church stops telling people who and how to fuck, people will stop bring their fucking-related issues to church.

The type of praise matters too. I don’t think it’s a big deal at this age (I find this video cute since he’s a baby), but when the kid is old enough to understand I hope dad switches to praising good efforts/actions and positive character traits rather than telling him he’s a god.

I dunno, I think he would just end up like his dad. His dad says that same stuff to himself all the time but he still seems like a nice guy. He seems like he holds doors for strangers and sponsors little league teams or other generic nice person things. So wouldn’t worry about it. I can see it going really well…

It’s easier to pull yourself up by your bootstraps when you can use your leg braces for leverage.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who died from a character-building stroke followed by a bad fall down the stairs.

Don’t forget the awesome parking pass!

My Uncle Ernie, a Swing-band era Musician, had his life vastly improved by contracting Polio just before the vaccine came out. How could I not have noticed this before!

TIL that polio builds character. Considering my family tree is rife with genetic disorders and incurable degenerative diseases, I must be effervescing with character.

seriously, is she eternally going to look 14? someone jumped the gun on drinking that immortality potion a *little* too soon.

Maybe when their dads were cheating on their moms.

her baby looks crossed with her adult sexxxxualllitay always creep me out.

American Gods covers this. They are sacrifices for an ancient cave god that protects the town. Probably.

Seriously! White dude who rapes a woman with witnesses gets 3 months and probation and this guy who alledgely stole a cell phone and was identified by his skin tone gets 19 years?!

Okay but can we also talk about him getting a mandatory sentence of 19 years for stealing a cell phone? Like in what world is that a proportional punishment?