It’s a small island

Pretty easy to secure 

 Gerald Ford survived two assassination attempts. 

Calling Mike Pence’s Yuxon XL a trash truck is valid only while he’s in it.

What, presidents getting shot in cars? Was pretty fresh in the minds of Lynden’s secret service. Why even go? The logistics of bringing cars to the island in the first place... and why 8 full cars? 

I think that goes without saying.

Came here to say that Mike Pence not only sucks, but its an entire bag of dicks in which he consumes on a regular basis. Sometimes crassness is needed.

They banned motorized vehicles but I guess they still allow douche canoes. 

Mike Pence sucks.

Calm down, Zack. It’s perfectly natural.

Yep.

Reading comprehension not have much importance where you’re from, there, Cletus?

In case no one has told you yet, everyone you work with is bummed when you arrive. They speak to you, but the reason the conversations are so short no matter how excited you are is because they can’t wait to leave.

Y’all seem to be missing the point, Aimee. The idea is to reduce beef consumption. They are better for the planet, your waistline is a secondary concern. And I do know at least two vegans who will eat them.

Can I switch grays with you?

Honestly, you seem like the problem here.

One day I hope to be as funny as you!

Fucking casual. Snake is the House is easy. Contact me when you’ve upgraded to ‘Spider in the house’ which features ‘wolf spiders that jump on you and the dog and your dog is a pitiful coward’, ‘spinner spider that somehow wove an entire web across the door that you know wasn’t there last night and you run into it’…

That little snake face is so damn adorable :D

I read that “vegans aren’t even eating them” study linked there, and it doesn’t say anything of the sort.  It says that OTHER people are eating them, not that vegans *aren’t*.