That’s disappointing.

Amongst many things they both engage in a very common anti-semitic trope: if one is Jewish and critical of Israeli war crimes and apartheid then they must be a self-loathing and traitorous Jew.

I really feel tired, actually. Didn’t get much sleep last night.

Two anti-semites shaking hands

Cool, so instead of Zelda Maker we got Zelda Rearranger.

He’s only been in the ground for ten years, and Jolie’s already pitching herself as the next OxiClean shoutswoman?

He’s only been in the ground for ten years, and Jolie’s already pitching herself as the next OxiClean shoutswoman?

Everyone that’s ever used a transporter is a clone.

My dad's not a phone!

I don't NEED your handout! I'm an adult!

My sister worked at a bank. At the end of the day if someone’s drawer doesn’t balance, nobody goes home until they find out what happened to the money. You really saved his butt. 

No. The core business is being a taxi service. The code is there in service of it.

So, my wife, who works at a bank, works for a technology company, not a financial entity because they use so much technology to conduct their business?  Can you help me differentiate Uber and Very Large Bank?

A bank once gave me an extra $400 in the drive through. Not like into my account, just handed me $400 too much cash. I got out of my car in the rain, want in and told the manager. The prick who did it made we wait in line and was an absolute cocksucker while I tried to explain that he had given me too much money. He…

Also,

Code, if I’m to believe the incredibly frustrating debate happening in the comments over on Jalopnik.

Good luck to them. The rule isn’t written that a worker is an independent contractor unless it is proven they are a worker.

And they decide whether a specific person gets offered jobs, and they decide exactly how much the person “offering their personal service” is allowed to make... 

I have it on good authority that this doesn’t apply if the error is in the amount of $200.

“The drivers don’t create or manage the code. The drivers don’t own or maintain servers.”

The problem isn't Sunday weddings, the problem is you having kids!