The only possible exception here is the open-faced sandwich, which I’d happily say is not a sandwich and is incorrectly categorized, except in cases where it’s immediately closed for consumption.

Wait, you sure Jamie Moyer didn't just come out of retirement?

Glad at least someone got the gallows humor.

No, no it doesn’t. Not at all.

There are plenty of things that get shortened in normal language use. Just from the realm of food: submarine sandwiches, carbohydrates, kilocalories, delicatessens, bread loaves (shout out to Community for calling Subway out on this one), hamburger patties, etc.

EM: What do you call it if it’s on a bun? It’s a hot dog, right? What do you call it if it’s not on a bun? It’s still a hot dog.

Man I sure hope Pence informed Pelosi in a timely manner.

2019: Hold my beer

I believe it would have been a failure on my part to withhold the information.

Oh absolutely. My point there was just that there’s a journalistic downside as well.

Seriously. There was absolutely no innocent or even journalistic reason for Martin to publish the name of a gang he thinks Larsen used to be a part of.

How was it? It tasted fine but unsatisfying. It’s the realization that it’s not quite a beef burger, because it tastes unmistakably of a Beyond Meat burger but at 80% strength. But it’s also not a plant-based burger, as the idea of eating something with lower cholesterol goes out the window with the added meat. By…

What were all those dumb watery visions about?

Make sure to read each listed company’s description carefully though. Because, contrary what the shitty title says, only some of “these food delivery services keep their employees’ tips.”

So the secret to being a happy football fan is to not watch football.

My favorite time there was when, a few years ago, I ordered a triple after the counter guy thought I would be someone who’d want a single and so was pushing the double.

Disagree

So, industry standard then?

First, it was just in these reviews, but now it seems the show is trying to apologize for Syd’s ealier actions, as well.