Please don’t down ice water thinking it will be better. Room temperature water is much better at hydrating you. And it isn’t about lowering your internal temperature, it’s about providing your body enough water to facilitate sweating.

Pssst: tell him it’s 2.75 years on average.

Asshole

Actually, two (house) or six (senate). So, on average every four years. Which is what I was saying. Yeah, that’s the ticket.

Exactly.

You have my bow!

Not to mention, did he ever stop to think about whether the flipped script were true, that his white child might learn better next to a non-white one?

I agree. I even took a while to confirm that “logi.com” is their support site (seriously Logitech, why can’t it be the same domain?) and that the account that posted it looked legitimate.

The president’s comments were destructive, demeaning, and disunifying.

If you’re someone like me, who isn’t going to download a randomly-linked file from Lifehacker without at least confirming that the manufacturer in question is the one who provided the link to said random file, here:

EXCELLENT username!

The customer was humorously disappointed, but ultimately not that upset and it doesn’t sound like they complained to anyone beyond noting to the manager that it wasn’t what they ordered. They paid, went on their way, and got a good laugh out of it.

This is entirely unrelated...

I mean, I (mostly) love their politics, but these Reps are still all nerds at heart who probably aren’t as creative at naming stuff as others would like.

After giving the concierge my date of birth and address to verify my account info, they explained that yes, I was on the “least expensive” plan, which meant a higher deductible and max out of pocket limit, but that I still had three free primary care visits a year. I said I was aware, and asked if I had…

“Mapeni matatu” ni Kiswahili, si Gikuyu, basi labda hii ni jibu la sahihisha. Lakini bila ushahidi wa kutosheleza, hatuwezi kujua. Ndivyo wengi Wakenya wa wazee wameniambia kwamba jina “matatu” limetoka “magurudumu matatu,” basi sijui jibu la sahihisha.

Anyone who ranks Sour Patch Watermelons this high hates sour candy. Because those things have basically no sour taste to them at all.

Since then, Pelosi has repeatedly taken jabs at Ocasio-Cortez, once saying that a “glass of water” could have won in her progressive district.

Assumption Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman Lonny Cavalier, however, still insists that “the office believes Martin licked the ice cream before, not after, paying for it.”

Yes! And what doesn’t come off on its own after a Kool-Aid lemonade cycle becomes a whole lot easier to just wipe away with basically no scrubbing. It’s just such a great solution!

Yes! And what doesn’t come off on its own after a Kool-Aid lemonade cycle becomes a whole lot easier to just wipe…