Not for nothing, but why would I need to read it to make this joke?

I think you missed the joke. Hint: my comment isn’t calling out JujyMonkeys: unstable genius.

Yes, people’s lives must be reduced to dollar values in order for anyone to take an argument seriously.

And fifth-rate writer published an article about it.

It’s a good thing nearly 100% of Blue Apron’s packaging is recyclable then.

It may be necessary, but the conversation itself isn’t happening.

This comments section is a dumpster fire.

People are CONSTANTLY telling Bernie Sanders to shut up, but he just never listens to them.

Seriously.

“What that map doesn’t show you is that I won the places that own two thirds of America’s gross domestic product.”

Loyal to that, and to his bigotry towards Muslims.

That settlement was utter bullshit.

Pretty sure he’s Ronin for this one.

Do you like dogs? More than likely it’s your social response, which is perfectly normal. And it often goes in the other direction too, where dogs yawn at the sight of a human yawning.

When settlements allow companies to provide free goods/services in lieu of cash payouts, they always offer up the worst-performing goods/services.

Again, “relative.”

“Far too many far-right extremists intentionally seek those jobs in order to protect their kin in situations like this.”

And, if confirmed, Haspel will be the first woman to lead an intelligence agency in our nation’s history. You’d think that fact alone would be cause for celebration for the party that, just one election cycle ago, made breaking glass ceilings a central part of the case for its presidential nominee. 

It’ll be the most worthwhile work they’ve done in a decade.