The kind of hair-splitting Douglas Adams would have been rather fond of, I imagine :)

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Hi hostile guy taking time to pipe in and insult me! Thanks for stopping by! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

We should FUND SCIENCE AND ART LITERACY IN SCHOOLS. Most all of the science and art teachers I've met pay for their own supplies because school funding is so poor.

Yeah, it drives us nuts too. It was one of the things we stopped doing for this new season. We radically reduced it.

Right now I'm enjoying the SPIT out of the Mindy Project.

yes, nauseous pregnant women have been known to be global killers

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Gonna leave this here and run...cause someone is *sniff* chopping onions.

Typo! Fixed.

I'm old enough to have been around when, like porn, video games went from public places to the comfort of home (I had an Atari 2600, and yes, I destroyed the power rod by doing the quick on/off thing

The Democrat who scolded Smith is also from Texas. So there's that.

You have to really admire the irony of that argument. Universal healthcare is bad because it puts medical decisions in the hands of bureaucrats but the current system is great because it puts medical decisions in the hands of corporate board room members.

The project I'm working on is currently working on a grant for $3 mill from the NSF. My boss is a dyed in the wool libertarian who denounces all government spending and would like to see the government cut down to nothing. The irony, apparently, is totally lost on him.

XKCD's Radiation dose chart

Gimme your dimensions.

So, not coffee?

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