This person just posted the entire script to the Fellowship of the Ring.

Someone in the know can feel free to correct me on this - but barring any court order to the contrary, I believe this means that the script to Fellowship of the Ring is now in the public domain.

Sagan's quote works. Science is also not Jenny McCarthy or any other moron celeb with an agenda.

The experiment above and Serious Eats' experiments as well disagree. However, I did update the post to note that this shaping method is more for grilling or cooking under the broiler, rather than pan frying.

They are just painted on....(the image..not the turtles)..no worries!

Animate that as a GIF and it will be a better movie, apparently.

For me (I'm 29) the turtles are a mixture of 3 things: the movies, the cartoon, and the toys. It's like how God is father, son, Holy Spirit.

This tired argument? Yes, kids are less discerning, but that does not mean that their entertainment should be low quality. Watch a Studio Ghibli or Pixar movie, or even a show like Adventure Time, and you'll understand that a film aimed squarely at kids can still be quality and that an adult can enjoy it on its own…

I'm just going to take this as an opportunity to repost this, since it seems appropriate:

Shoulda used real turtles.

*pro bonobo

I'm sure you're very popular with the ladies.

So I'm supposed to run from the cops in a press car owned by General Motors, with one of their employees in the passenger's seat?

On a related note: Bone Wars.

It is fitting that the worst archeologist ever is the son of the worst spy ever.

Half the reason I did this is for the ugly-cry pics I'd get. Thank you, commenters. You do not disappoint.

You're still talking, I see.

It was a movie. They made it up.

I believe the official answer is that we reverse engineered all our computer hardware and software from the Roswell ship.

Somewhere an archaeologist is crying.

ALL of my favorite athletes are black