That’s the mantra Catholic priests have been following for a while now.

Thank you for pointing out that connection, and for not being a shitty person while doing it. Have a star!

Is this a joke that I don’t get, or are you being genuine?

Wait, I thought it was buckwheat...

So, your complaint about the term is that people finally decided it was appropriate to acknowledge people who have existed for millennia, and though you allegedly have no problem with those people, you have a problem with our language acknowledging them?

Thanks!

It’s begun.

Wish I was knowledgeable enough to load this modded version into an actual SNES cart, or even better, hack an actual A Link to the Past cart to make these changes...

All I have to offer, aside from a “good article,” is an additional:

To say a bit more about The Force Theme, Williams really did something quite brilliant to pull that triumphant sound out of a decidedly Minor melody and chord progression. It may seem like not that big of a deal to non-musicians, but consider that all but two of the examples on this list were written in a major key.…

Are writers on another Gawker Media site, commenting on their own article and in response to their editor, allowed to win Jalopnik’s COTD?

I’m new, can COTD come from a sub-blog?

No way is the Lookout the Space Nee...

This wins The Internet - Sports and Gossip for the year.

Because 5 of 32 is an insignificant amount?

Show me the best tweets first

First you lie about eggs, and then you lie about escaping to the toilet to peruse Twitter, and then you lie about your affair with her hairdresser. COLLEEN, HOW COULD YOU?!

How do I high-five you over this without getting poli-sci juices on me? ;-)

Yep, anthropology and political science are totally the same thing.

If you think Cam Newton’s postgame presser showed immaturity, what did you think of the several hours leading up to it, in which Newton dressed up like a cyborg and threw footballs at people to make the numbers go up on a giant glowing scoreboard? His actual job is to live out an eight-year-old’s dream birthday party…