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At least she’s a blonde. Maybe it’s why she’s a blonde?

Jag in the jag! Yeah!

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.

Please give this fanfic to me right now. I picture Suri as a Mycroft-style character who is even smarter than Foxy, but can’t be bothered to do fieldwork (she gets all the clues from reading blogs on Tumblr.)

No-Mi! You and I had an earlier exchange on this same topic and now I can’t post because I’m in the grays and blocked for some reason- bah!!! Anyway, I fully share your pleasure at this news for no particular reason except I find the way they’ve kept it a secret to be fascinating and it has made me want it to be true-…

It’s that she can’t connect with anyone looking for more than a ‘good lookin blond with nice legs’ to feed them pap that reinforces their worldview.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Get her a sassy gay co-host who will call her on her shit in a fun way.

Just needs to hold out until Christmas, so Black Santa will bring her some ratings.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…

Yeah, Aaron McGruder’s great

Happy Kadooment, y’all! I’m not jumping because that shit is expensive, but it’s a good day for parades, rum punch, and some soca. Enjoy!

There are plenty in existence already so you don’t have to give anything

Loyalty is my favorite song right now.

I guess you’d never have to worry that he would want to spend time with his children instead of you.

I fully expect that Scaramucci will be caught on a hot-mic saying “Hail Hydra”.