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Whitney was still at that point in her career where all she needed to do was stand on stage and sing. Yes, some of the songs were sappy, but she sold the fuck out of them. Nothing mediocre here (from 3:45 to the end is absolutely incredible).

Yeah, It was like she was pulling them over when she asked for the cards.

You my friend have won the credible speculator award!

You’re adorable. I’ve always thought so.

Yup. That woman will be following up. I love how they didn’t have cards.

Oh boy. I’ve still got the note I wrote on my phone the first time I smoked pot and got very high. It’s not good; shades of Maureen Dowd. I used the words “proprioception” and “monomania.”

Agreed. I follow her on twitter specifically for the political commentary. I used to like her show on E! but then I realized that what I liked about it was the round table discussion with all of the other comedians, and they were actually the funny ones. Once that segment was over, it was terrible.

YASS!!!!!!!

I salute you...™. I remember the day I discovered ™. I could NOT get enough of it and figured out ways to throw it into every comment...just because.

I really don’t get why all of these seemingly fun, cool people hang out with Chelsea fricking Handler.

And Winter is Coming

The snaps, the snaps!!

His voice went up 3 octaves.

Reminded me of the teachers that would whip my ass for mouthing off in elementary school.

The Cave Bear book and its description of the lack of any idea of consent rang a gigantic gong in the pop culture of the nation for a reason—because it’s completely believable. It may not be provable in the anthropological sense, but any woman or girl who read those scenes knew it was totally, and terribly, logical.

Personally, I loved the cop saying “We run tags all the time, that’s how we find out if cars are stolen... Oh this car I’m driving isn’t my car.”

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

As a Scottish guy who won Wimbeldon he’s used to reporters making self-interested oversights (the John Oliver bit on Murray suddenly being considered British after he seemed likely to win is priceless).