I’m taking this. Any time I need “sexy Danny Devito”

she never won me over cause she takes advantage of closeted male celebrities in exchange for album fodder/publicity. She is very smart about her career, and with that, very conniving.

I really hope we’re able print out the entire internet and put it in a vault so one day the aliens can fully grasp how much we deserved our demise.

And this isn’t like some peer, “this woman” she should say “this septuagenarian woman”.

I’d never heard of her before this and I would like to never hear of her again.

Tweeted far and wide.

That sentence made me feel so ragey!! How can she be an anti bullying spokesperson with an attitude like that.

Judge left out Twitter and Instagram. Get to it!

She did a segment with CBS Sunday Morning on the NYC subway, and was absolutely delightful. I fear Taylor Swift may try to steal her soul.

♪♫♪ la la la I am Lorde ♫♪♫

I want photos of her scrubbing graffiti off of some scummy wall, and then nothing more.

This may sound weird, but I love that Rihanna just rocks her natural boob-shape. Not to be too woman-vs-woman about it, but most other popstars usually use extreme amounts of pushup padding, molded this, taped that. I’m sure there’s some creative magic to make her look extra good, but for the most part it seems so…

I just want to be Rihanna when I grow up. She looks, is, embodies fab.

She’s got a glow, right? Dayum.

this is the truthiest truth

Yes! That guitar lick is the perfect mix of familiarity with actual technical goodness. I’m genuinely excited for this to play a million times on the radio this summer.

Rihanna is amazing and most of all, appears to be a lovely human being. The fact that fucker Chris Brown got to be with in 10 feet of this beautiful women, I know the world is unfair (and because of war, dying children, & Trump, but for context of the article). 

Seems like Rihanna is the best thing about most things.

I recently walked by while DJ Khaled was playing at Coachella and I... did not... get it? What is this man and what is his job and why were there so many people watching him going absolutely APESHIT?

♫I am Lorde, ya, ya ,ya♫