No, I’ve been refreshing Jezebel all day to get the honorable judge’s take on TSwift’s streaming announcement! Also, we almost ended up with jury duty at the same time (but now mine’s in a couple weeks instead)

Nobody is above the law, Kara.

People are focusing on the camo. Kylie copied everything from the way she styled models to the website layout.

Noooooooooooooo!

Oh goddammit! I was really looking forward to today’s Shade Court because I need to read everything about Taylor Swift’s breathtakingly petty move earlier.

Was literally refreshing to see if she was going to mention the Comey, “I like spending time with my wife,” shade.

My favorite’s Gouda 🤗

“I’m watching She’s the Man in celebration later.”

do you like cheese?

I have a lot of worries in life. Not one of them involve someone’s art right next to their house. When the rest of the world’s ills have been dealt with I’ll try and find time to worry about all the rich people’s feelings.

I really really really loved this movie. It was terrible in a way that was amazing. Definitely quote-worthy. “I gotta lifetima knowledge!”

The american people elected a spray tanned game show host who has a son with his daughter to be president and this girl’s celebrity status eludes you?

The last bit is why she didn’t entirely get owned: her deal with the DUP may make things even more terrifying. The DUP makes the Tea Party look like Joe Manchin.

I mean, don’t you want to pay money to see Bad Luck Brian or the Overly Attached Girlfriend vibing to music on stage in real life!?

I was about to post a link to SZA’s album saying “And the best thing you’ll hear on Apple Music/Spotify is SZA’s CTRL”

Hark! Your besmirching of this fine gentlewoman’s fair imagine is most disheartening!

Also, given her previous stance on streaming music like, the people who WANT to listen to her music probably already own it? So why stream it?

Oh right, the BOOBS! I forgot about the boobs.