Brands would prefer to align themselves with Kim or Kourtney, which I was totally fine with because I was still along for the ride. But it’s also a very sad thing to realize that most brands are interested only in pretty, cute, in-shape girls. There were things I did back then that made me think, Why am I doing this?…

I actually like that better. Mitzy the jaguar helps her sniff out crimes and is her “Backup” when needed.

Writing it as we speak. I expect CW to pick this up once I’m done.

Right! The whole dark mystery that has surrounded Katie since she departed the Cruiseship, just makes the secrecy here seem very sweet and romantic. Very happy for her/them.

At best “That other blonde girl we have to invite to family events.”

Finally! Foxy Holmes lives!

What is it about Scott Disick that keeps people coming back?

The lineup for #Scamfest17 looks ah-mazing:

Basically Districts 2-13 from Hunger Games then.

Chris looks like he can’t believe whatever and the Rock is like “sure guy, whatever you say.”

Right? I’m sure it’ll be fine. Benioff & Weiss would never.

“Producers have said they’re not looking to do Gone With the Wind 2017; it’s not whips and plantations. It’s what they imagine the modern institution of slavery would look like.”

He looks like his soul was just snatched.

I appreciate that Billy Zane now looks younger than or almost the same age as Leo.

I’ma make sure you go up a few levels from meteor to star. We’re gonna be famous.

What a vivid picture you painted in that single sentence. It’s beautiful in its horror really.

When you wanna exploit the Kardashians, you go to the best.

lol

Let me go draw up a proposal for Kris.

Allow me to share my paranoia with you, in that my first thought was, no way would I announced anything official about my surrogate this soon, because what if someone kidnapped her for ransom?