I swear to god I don’t think you’ve recommended one bad song

my ex-girlfriend had a bee fly into her bathingsuit and sting the tip of her dick. this was on her birthday.

another friend was jerking off when a spider fell off the ceiling onto his dick, and the hand movement squished the spider into his foreskin.

I hated the tarte bronzer I got in mine - this is totally weird but if you want it, it’s yours! There’s literally I tried it with a brush and it just didn't work for my face.

My grandma died back in 2011, and she was very Italian and Catholic. One of her last wishes was for my cousins and I to give her one last kiss before she was buried - at the funeral home.

As the child of a priest, I can answer this! Many. Many, many weddings that we were not only not wanted at, but also had no interest in being there whatsoever.

I don’t think I’ve disliked a single song rec so far, thank you for this one!

Yeah exactly! It’s just an overall pleasant song, and I’m in love with the 90s beat.

I have no idea why people are knocking this song because I’ve been listening to it on repeat for the last few hours and it’s A+

11, when I was walking down the main street of my town and three 50+ men shouted “HOW MUCH, SLUT” out the window of their dark blue pickup truck.

Ahem:

I went to Mount Holyoke and we went there all the time, I'm kind of mourning its loss but it really needed to be shut down if there was sexual harassment going on. The Dominos in Chicopee stopped delivering after 10, so to Route 9 we went. I was reading the headline and thought "I bet it's Route 9" as a joke, but here…

I was reading the headline and I thought "I bet this is Route 9," and then it WAS. This was our local diner at Mount Holyoke and we'd always go there for drunk food, I was planning to go there this weekend. I'm really upset at myself for supporting it now, I'm glad it was shut down.

Born and raised here and you're entirely right on that one.

I'M SO EXCITED I LOVE NICKI

If I can get a ticket, I'll be at the NY show!!

I'm not, thankfully! Getting a kidney stone a month after your twentieth birthday isn't ideal but hey, hopefully it won't happen again! And that's exactly how I dealt with it - good riddance!

My ex did this to me too! After I had a kidney stone that got stuck and then complications from the ensuing surgery, he dumped me two days before Christmas. What's up with that? I'm so sorry he did that to you.

My sorority sister has one and surprisingly it's actually really useful when trying to get a picture of 56 girls.

That's my plan! My friends and I won free movie tickets and we're going to see this when it comes out.

By differently, do you mean putting the seam for the sleeve inches down the arm? That's all I can find in sweaters anymore and it's been driving me crazy!