My husband and I chose “Anything for You” by the band Ludo for our first dance. They’re my favourite band, the sentiment is sweet, and the lyrics are just nerdy enough for the both of us. (Our tables were named after fictional places with retro travel poster images such as Hogwarts, Raccoon City, Terabithia etc)

Are her face tattoos cuneiform because that’s all I see. I know someone brought up Maori tattoos and other cultures but it just looks like the makeup artist found a picture of cuneiform and was like YES THIS THING LETS PUT ANCIENT WRITING ON HER FACE.

When I was 7 or 8 my mother, sister, and I went down south to see my father. I hadn’t seen him since I was 4, when we left him. Being little, I conveniently suppressed or forgot the myriad of horrible things he had done, so I was really excited to see him. When we arrived, I burst out of the car and ran towards him to…