I bought a tongue scraper years ago. I used it twice and threw it away. Can anyone use one of these without gagging?

In case you don’t want to watch the video:

Enough with the damned slideshows, especially when there’s 40 of them to go through.  Just list the stupid things and make it easy for your readers.  

i guess lying is the only option left open then 🥳

You soldered your mod chips? Damn dude, that’s some dedication. All I did for my PS1 was use Elmer’s Glue and it’s still working today.

says Raymond Duda of the FBI. “This is a perfect example of why the FBI has made the prevention of the theft of intellectual property a priority. These arrests should send a message to would-be pirates that the FBI does not consider these crimes to be a game.”

Team xecuter sold mod chips... they didn’t sell cracks to games or pirated software. Are we going to go after crowbar manufacturers on charges of burglary next? How this held up in court has nothing to do with justice and everything to do with the average judge/jury being too stupid to even fully understand the…

“Imagine if something you invented was stolen from you and then marketed and sold to customers around the world.”

Pulls up reddit. Sees an AskReddit forum. Thinks *Hey I could make an article out of this!* Copies user’s answers without crediting them or the OP. Feels empty, so puts pop culture references along with each example.

Mostly fine with these but can we make an exception for “Can I speak to your manger/supervisor/etc?”? In my experience, 99% of the time the higher-up can magically deviate from the script and do the common sense thing that I am asking customer service to do (i.e. - return a non-functional product under warranty or move…

They’re still trying to ban books in schools. 

Yes!

Uhhh no... using Dave C... is a poor example. Watched the Netflix special... yeah... seriously? He’s speaking his truth, and he is entitled to do that, and to heck with the modern day thought police. What has the world came to? I had to explain to my kids how when I was a kid the Christian conservatives were trying to…

“I’m a nice guy.”
“Do you know who I am?”
“I’m brutally honest.”
“You’ll change your mind.”
“Because I can.”
Anything having to do with being an “alpha”
“You’re so sensitive.”
“You’ve just lost a customer.”
“I tell it like it is.”
“Sorry, I can’t help it, I’m a [insert zodiac sign].”
“Don’t give me excuses.”
“I’m just asking…

I thought I would be skeptical of these, but nope, I agree with them completely.

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My doctor said ideally we’d never have to wipe. Eat right, exercise, drink enough water, and poop leaves your anus without a trace. Toilet paper is clinically bad for you. Bidets can scatter fecal particles all over the place. Basically there’s no good, hygienic way to clean your butthole. It’ll probably be the end of…

Long answer. No. Short answer. No. Practical advice. Run and SCREAM like hell. No one wants witnesses to them committing a crime. SCREAM like hell and get attention of as many people as possible.

I love you for this. Hoping this helpful tip will come in handy for the people I care about who have to deal with all those pesky zip ties.