Yeah, I’ll guide their food choices for now, thankyouverymuch. The “innate cues” of America’s adult bodies don’t even prompt us to eat healthily...the least we can do as parents is to try to establish the best habits possible. Horrible advice.

I just wanted to add that Sambuca & Black Sambuca Really good! 

The only good type of black licorice, salty licorice, is even more dangerous; it can literally cause paralysis. You need to eat a LOT, but it’s happened to a few people here in Sweden.

If it’s gonna kill me, I can think of way worse ways to go! Besides, wouldn’t that be an awesome story? “How...? How did Beth die?” “OD’d... on black licorice.”

Better yet: “I had a friend who OD’d on black licorice... and died.” “Tell me more...!” You would become immortal! 

I do have kids. Very well adjusted ones thank you.

Or...ya know...don’t buy them a smart phone?

He was actually just trying to work out how to rape while dealing drugs most efficiently, but forgot to carry a 1.

This must be fake news. I mean, he’s Mexican, and according to our President, he must then be a rapist or a drug dealer or something, and everyone knows those guys don’t have time for physics equations.

they’ll basically spare no expense to provide a pleasant customer experience.

My A6000 is on backorder (as are most of them). If Amazon cancels these because people blabbed and got it posted on Gizmodo, I’ll never forgive you :)

I know, let me cry in peace. 

Man, Kinja Deals really fucked up by missing these!

And here I am, happy to score $5 off on a microSD card. Good thing it was cameras and not a TV or an Xbox.

Damn, that kid now has a permanent scar from this.

My network admin hat overrides my avid early adopter zeal. This sounds like a security nightmare. It’s hard enough keeping users from clicking bad attachments, bad links, and other security risks. Now the content is not only adaptive, perhaps innocuous during delivery, but only triggering malicious action later, it’s…

This is a mistake, and I have absolutely no confidence that this will work out well for anyone.

Email is one of those things that should definitely be Keep It Simple, Stupid.

AMP pisses me off so bad when I’m just browsing the Internet, whenever a page on my phone has broken comments sections or weird formatting issues I immediately check to see if it’s an AMP page. And of course there’s usually no easy way to get from the AMP page to the regular page. If I could disable it entirely I…

There’s no way my parents will identify a malicious fake dialog in one of these emails.

I don’t know shit about komputors, and that was literally the first thing I thought.