Simmons is garbage. He’s not the “kind of guy you’d like to watch a game with over a few beers”, he’s the bag of dicks who ruins every game with his incessant attempts to be hilarious and clever, all of which fail dismally.

“Best friend”??? She sounds like a real c**t. “Best friends” are the kind of people who loan you money when you’re flat broke, who sit with you when you’re sick or when someone dies, who are there during disasters and who wouldn’t dream of making “your big day” even remotely about them in any way whatsoever. Ditch…