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The Child Catcher is from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which is based on a novel by Ian Fleming (his only children’s book).

That’s Chris Rock narrating. That’s how he sounds.

Some people have no taste.

Facts. I lost friends and loved ones to covid not because they didn’t take it seriously but the people around them, trumpers didnt take it seriously. I can’t have sympathy for the guy I’m full of fucking glee and I don’t want to pretend otherwise.

herman cain was double D DEAD in two short weeks

Imagine paying upwards of $250K just to catch a potentially fatal and debilitating disease.

they won’t. Remember, the thing fueling anti-mask protest is fear. People are terrified of the notion that an invisible disease can cut you down, so they double down on conspiracy theories or anything that says they don’t. have to be afraid.

So if he really did get it? Oh it’s not that big of a deal.

And (god hoping) he

She’s been an award-winning actress for five years now, so the joke doesn’t quite land. Kristin Stewart makes artsy movies no one watches and dudes roll their eyes. Robert Pattinson makes artsy movies no one watches and dudes trip over their tongues trying to lick his face.

I always felt bad that this movie got absolutely BURIED in its release window. Would've played a lot better in a dump month with room to breathe instead of crowbarring itself in a season of Harry Potter and Narnia (which people sometimes forget was MASSIVE before the sequels hit diminishing returns)

Gen Xer here. In all my life, only one conspiracy theory was ever proven to be true: Reagan and the CIA allowed Nicaraguan drug cartels to use U.S. airports to distribute heroin in the inner cities so the cartels could finance their rebellion against the communist government.

QAnon needs to be quarantined. Like, fuck it, play right into to the crazy. Round ‘em all up and put ‘em on an abandoned island or atoll in the Pacific where we used to test nuclear weapons or some shit, and just calling it a fucking day.

QAnon conspiracies about missing children are just a newly re-skinned version of the old Blood Libel, fine-tuned by an FSB psych-warfare shop for a gullible American public.

And they’ll applaud ICE as they deport migrant children and put them at risk of trafficking.

As made clear on multiple posts, you do not give an ounce of credibility to a single bullshit right winger conspiracy theorist who all of a sudden in the year 2020 has woken up to the systemic forms of abuse against children. This is because they do not actually give a single flying fuck about abused children and are

Conspiracy theories exist to make stupid people feel smart. 

The CCP greenlit this film and wholeheartedly so. Why?

Politicians and businesspeople have been proselytizing the civilizing, reforming, poverty ending and democratizing powers of free market capitalism for more than half a century. What capitalism actually does is not in question, At least not here, the point is how its virtues and flaws have been distorted to address

LOL. This movie is fucking cursed.

All that sucking up to the Chinese government Disney did didn’t do a bit of good.