I literally stopped, scrolled up, and checked the source article the second I read that, I was so sure it was made up.

That’s what I was getting from the trailer so thanks for confirming.

And with that, Peak Irishness was achieved. 

This, apparently lol

What are 5G symptoms?? asking for myself.

The only thing I can add to this conversation is (besides the question of why the hell am I grey?!?! I made it to the majors and someone took away my sponsorship) this:

In case you missed this yesterday, a couple of nurses emerged from a hospital in Denver to block a protest.

If anyone knows about coalition building, it’s Bernie supporters, right? You guys were so good at it. 

Y’all keep trying to lose yourselves this election. This was the same snarky I guess we have to settle for Clinton that led to the democratic ennui which cost us 2016. Joe Biden gets you closer to your leftist dream than 4 more years of Trump and GOP senate rule. Suck it up and don’t throw the baby out with bath…

When I went to London last year, and visited St. Paul’s, we were wandering around the gift shop, and I saw a snow globe. Just like Mary Poppins! I said, then I saw teacups that had Feed the Birds painted on them, and little Suffragette and umbrella Christmas ornaments, and figured out it was the Mary Poppins section…

A+

By the way, I have no idea how I know this. Probably from Victorian literature. I’m an American living in the 21st century, not someone running a market stall in Victorian London.

Two pence. Three pence is a thruppence.

The part most people don’t realize is that most of these theme park workers are going to be taking home more now per week than they would if Disney kept paying them. 

Thanks for clarifying precisely how disgusting and disingenuous this is.

How offensive that Disney is sloughing the cost of paying furloughed staff onto government, both the Feds through the bailout and Florida through State Unemployment Insurance (FL happens to pay one of the lowest monthly SUI in the country; ~$950).

“Well trick me into an embassy and chop me up like a piece of meat, this is the last thing I’d have expected from Saudi Arabia!”

And I see that our “friends” Saudi Arabia and Dubai are complicit in this. 

Okay, so they’re going to remake it which is pointless since the first one is perfect and everybody’s seen it so they know the ending, or two, they’re going to change the ending and fuck it up.

Only after they scrub down the ecological disaster of human fluids and lead based paint.