Be proud. Samin Nosrat approves.

Remember when he said he could murder someone and still get elected? He’s about to murder tens of thousands - and then prove that he was right about getting re-eelcted anyway.

Serious question: Trump has gotten away with everything else, including impeachment, so why would COVID-19 be any different?

My niece rents from a landlord who is property rich and has a limited income. He has told her he’s sorry she and her husband have both been laid off however the rent is still due.

Yeah I thought that was really weird to have here. They took the step when so many corporate landlords aren’t doing shit.  Like why are they being called out here?

So Jezebel is in the “Property is Theft” camp now? Good to know.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

This,

Evangeline Lilly might value her freedom over her health, but it’s not just her health on the line — it’s other people’s health. And since she’s living with someone with leukemia, she should know better.

Frozen peas, though, have to be the little ones. TJs or Meijer here in the middle of the country are reliable sources, although Meijer was out earlier this week

Frozen peas > canned peas

Peas. What are your options? Fresh? For the 30 seconds each year they are available. Canned?? What are satan or my ex?

In Norway they are fining people for fleeing to their country homes.

That wealthy woman who tested positive, decided she was the exception, left Manhattan and went to that little hospital anyway should be put in jail.

The Post spoke to a lifelong resident of Montauk, who suggested blowing up the bridges so that the rich—and their coronavirus—can’t come in.

Yeah, let’s make sure we don’t place any blame on a country that is a hotbed for more of these pandemic capable diseases because of their policies and for covering up the initial COVID outbreak. Oh and silencing doctors and members of the media that spoke out. Nothing wrong happening there, no sir.

Are you missing the fact that these were all discovered (and named) decades ago?

Yes, but how ever will we get the blame-shifting ball rolling, if we can’t come up with a snappy name that encapsulates our unwillingness to take responsibility for ourselves?

Hand sanitizer works in a pinch, but hand washing is a more effective way to kill germs.

I made the executive decision to cancel all of my organization’s public events immediately after Mardi Gras, since it was very obvious (given the amount of international tourism) that community spread would be a huge problem within a few weeks. It’s been unnerving watching how slowly everyone else is waking up to this…