Hey, PornHub was lauded for making its Premium service free in Italy for the lockdown, I think Steam would similarly be cheered for giving unwilling shut-ins cheap games.

i have joked that my backlog of jrpg’s cries out for self quarantine. but i’m pretty sure i’d go nuts not being able to go to the gym.

Now would be a good time for them to do a sale.

This is what you’ve been training for, people! This is not a drill! Now get in there, isolate yourselves, and play games like your life depends on it!

racist who demonizes immigrants

Yep, that’s what I was going to say.

I would think ushering in the apocalypse through his complete mishandling of this pandemic would actually be a positive thing in evangelicals’ minds.

Why should his inaction on a pandemic bother them? After all, DEAD PEOPLE CAN’T GET ABORTIONS.

She learned from the best: Elizabeth Warren.

Yes it’s super “foreign” over here in Seattle which **checks map** is in the United States

She’s only a standard minister. A Cabinet level official (who they refuse to name) is currently in isolation, six MPs in total.

Biden hired Beto’s former campaign manager to lead the last leg of his campaign. An interesting, albeit perplexing, choice!

and closing off travel to afflicted European countries.

Or, if you don’t want to read about mass death but still love Stephen King and doorstop books, read 11/23/63. That fucker is a cinderblock of a book. 

The Great Mortality is terrific. As a companion piece, let me recommend one of my favorite books of all time, Connie Willis’s Doomsday Book. It’s set in near-future Oxford, where time travel is a real thing but used only by historians (the rules are explained, but time travel is a means to start the story, not the…

The Stand and The Tommyknockers. Both relatively on point, and the two together should be enough to get you through a week or two. Also good as doorstops to keep out people coming for your TP stash.

Even Pence can be correct without realizing it.

Number of people that go bankrupt in the US every year (pre-pandemic) because of medical bills

““Frankly, we’re the world leader in infectious diseases.””

Yeah, he’s about to be right, but not in the way that he thinks. 

Conspicuously absent from anything Trump or Pence has said is this: