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The hairy guy aforementioned is Braun Strowman. He breaks a lot of things.

It’s worth mentioning. He’s a true piece of shit.

I would also like to join in on this.

Girl, yes, I feel this. Not because of competitive diving because lol I was never that fit, but just from having any sort of chest existing in any sort of swimsuit jumping into any pool ever. 

It’s those chicklet teeth that haunt my dreams. He went all the way to the top of the white scale. He should not have.

Damn. Good for Jen. I’m not mad about it.

It feels like the actual donut part would be super dry? And that the cheesecake would be consolation for that. Thoughts?

It’s not poor people that are driving their country off a cliff. It’s rich people, who will weather this storm and come out perfectly fine, maybe not as rich as they started. Poor people are the ones who will suffer. They are always the ones that suffer. 

That’s fair. Maybe things have changed for the better after 20 years in the secret service? Here’s hoping.

What chatter though!

This is a good rule. I do feel like I’ve just hit my 40s instead of my 30s.

So adorable!!

Oh yeah, this is totally trying to play it cool while secretly freaking out. Especially if you share a class with her. I wouldn’t hear a single word the teacher was saying for at least three classes.

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

I played like 99% of this first game, but got too creeped out during the nightmare photography teacher sequence, I wasn’t sneaky enough. I googled the ending.

Ewwwww booo Rob Schneider. I actually like watching 50 First Dates but this kind of ruins it for me.

Or someone can pour poison in his ear while he’s tweeting on the toilet. Not saying it’s me, but someone out there sure can.

I was just coming to say this! $850 is a lot for a lot of people I know, but for a week-long Kim Kardashian fashion camp? Seems like a steal.

Hi Andrew! I know I’m not really from ‘round these parts, but I wanted to tell you wedding accidents happen! When I was married (thankfully neither my husband nor I) one of our groomsmen had to go to the ER on a small island from falling out of a golf cart and slicing his head wide open. He lost 2-3 pints of blood