Yeah there definitely are, but it was nice to have when I was young. I still love the magic that took a color depending on who cast it!

Then in 1980, there was Tamora Pierce’s Alanna: The First Adventure about a girl who disguises herself as a boy and takes her brother’s place in knight school.

(This theory) is explained in the book. He ate what he thought was an edible plant, but after his body was found, the autopsy discovered along with his journal that it was a type of plant that can prevent nutrient absorption. So, the sicker he got, he wasn’t able to forage. So he starved, but he starved quickly…

For folks who live in the Boston area, I am perpetually jealous that you have access to Downeast Cider. That stuff is liquid gold. 

Also, if these people DID steal a shirt (which they did not), they are continuing to spend money at your establishment, and they are getting engaged, which is a nice marketing moment. They’ve brought a big group of friends to spend money with them. Snap a photo, and have them sign a waiver. Write off the cost of the…

I feel like this is good advice for anyone who enjoys/creates anything. Reddit will put you so far up your own ass that you will forget which way is up.

SO true!

Absolutely! 

God, that movie is the worst. Go cry about how Summer isn’t the girl you built up in your mind some more Joseph Gordon Levitt.

Yes, but can you sing Surry with the Fringe on Top? Bonus points if there is an Ira nearby.

You should watch it jinni!! I honestly don’t really like rom-coms all the time, but this one is a classic. 

The speech is the best part! Gets me every time.

I’m honestly surprised that there isn’t any news from Marlboro on this.

John Wick 4: Parabillionaires. 

I’ve been saying this for years. There are some good horror filmmakers out there, creating good movies. But the people responsible for the Conjuring movies, the Paranormal Activity movies, and the Insidious movies (I actually loved the first one!) can all go get fucked. They are terrible, and I curse the people going…

You’re a better person than me MissKeisha. Admittedly, I am white, so I felt the full force of my privilege getting up someone’s ass on the road the other day who had a confederate flag in the back window. They flipped me off. Then I flipped them off. Worth it.

Apparently not if you have the kind of money that you can flush down the toilet like going to a Goop conference.

I would agree with that, but that’s dealing with another set of problems if you are simultaneously lonely and suffering from intense isolating depression. I wonder what the cross-section of those people looks like, but not everyone who is lonely suffers from that kind of depression.

Hell, if you just set me up for one of those rooms magically valued at $1,300 a night, I’m sure I could come up with something!

I think the addendum to that rule would probably be any lonely person is susceptible to scams and cults. Our need to belong is strong, and if you don’t have a good support network in place of friends and/or family, then you could very easily fall prey.