Dana Delaney!

Maybe Ritchie should have put Arthur on a flying dragon and sent him to save the Irish.

FCS, everyone will watch a King Arthur movie if you do it right. Subject matter is no director's excuse.

Take the masking tape off your webcam lady, we just want to see if you're miserable.

I'm glad someone showed up, at least.

I'm sure they all are, really. Animals have a poorly defined set of sexual morals.

I appreciate what you're trying to do, but this only serves to further highlight how fucked we all are.

You know nothing, Ben Philippe.

WHY must she be so sexy lounging around in junk food???

And the even more frequent size and muscle mass differential.

That was very nice of you. He seems like he needed the company.

Wait, we notice when it doesn't sync up?

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I can die now.

When's the opening night again?

Oh, yeahhhh, what was he wearing?

No producer would ever stand for letting women be treated in this manner.

Gratuitous yet totally fair JJ Abrams burn

I only hate the girl ones.

Hopefully with fewer artfully arranged female corpses.