What kind of monster drives 20 minutes to the credit union in person to pay a car note? Are you actually retarded or just have nothing to do?

In what twacked universe is a sub 3K Lb car with 165hp “somewhat underpowered”?

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Because with all their failure and bad news they will take any small victory right now. They need to squeeze the investors and keep the cash flow moving. Same reason Tesla celebrated making 7k cars when a bunch were made in a tent in their parking lot.

It would have to be po’ed first in order to be repo’ed

I believe it’s a misinterpretation of the author hearing the words “aluminum resistance spot welding”.

Made that bracket myself - didn’t want to put any holes in the bodywork. Dean had something similar on the the car in the 1950's.

Kinja squashed the image; here’s the original

No. No it does not. Stop pretending that this is some kind of magical styling exercise. It’s transformers meets empty consumerism. There is no style here except in the vein of overwrought edges, wings and fake vents. Yes, there is amazing technology and handling here, but the package it’s wrapped in is devoid of…

Anyone else saw this Civic and think Transformers?

The car is such a shit-show of ugliness that I didn't notice an aftermarket part.

Sorry, that thing looks like the greatest hits album of clearance bin body kit pieces.

Are you related to Abbot & Costello? 🤣

Fuck what the people want. Murricas beloved F-150 uses twice as much fuel and emits twice as much CO2 as the average european car. This shit needs to stop.

MA did the same thing: we used to have dynos (Then the asteroid!)

That’s a lame sidenote.

I’m currently renting a house along the railroad on the east coast. I’ve lived near train tracks most of my life and I find you get used to it. What I was NOT prepared for was that the trains where I live now honk like bastards when they pull in to the station. They have to by law at this crossing, but I swear to god…

Proper tongue lashing it was. Even did the “go in circles” bit.  

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

Cunning, how the controller handled that Air Lingus. All with his mouth.  I bet his jaw was tired after all that.