Starred primarily because of the unexpected yet appreciated use of the term, “bifurcated.” Well done sir!

My step-grandfather had a reputation for doing crazy stuff just in the course of his normal farming, like plowing and planting on hillsides that he should not have been able to cultivate. He was farming before cabs on tractors were a thing and he’d stand on the side of the tractor keeping it balanced like a person…

Add to that the 4.0L inline six that Chrysler was using in the Jeeps. I had one in a 1998 Cherokee with a 5 speed manual backing it up. Drive that thing nice and easy, at moderate speeds, and it would return amazing gas mileage. Gobs of torque wile loafing along at around 1600 RPM. My Brother is still driving it…

Locked ourselves out of the car doing a Chinese fire drill. We were 16 and a special kind of stupid. I know this because the cop that had to protect our running car that was in the middle lane of a 3 lane road until the locksmith got there told us so.

Good stories! Being from a ski town we did a lot of snow hooning in my day (still do, hmmm..) but the cigarette story reminded me of the last time I ever drank the vile concoction known as mtn dew while at the same time learning a lesson about littering and instant karma

Maybe by not bringing up Trump in the first place? 

Beautiful car ruined by a hideous rear wing. Unfortunately so many FD’s are ruined by hideous bodykits and obnoxious, usually useless, wings. It has gotten to the point where it is difficult to find one to buy that hasn’t been completely riced out.

Here’s a crazy idea: let’s not fill our cars with complicated crap that can be abused like this in the first place.

The F-35's chemtrail distribution software still isn’t fully functional. $1 trillion taxpayer dollars and ten years since first flight — sad!

But then need to find that beige toyota wherever it ends up. This finds it for you.

“...(S)ome kind of communications failure” is pilot-speak for “neglected to change to the appropriate frequency when directed by ATC.”

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

I’m not very good at this. All I could find was a wang-shaped building.

Are they really? (In a better place, I mean...). That screenshot below is what you get when you click “Vehicles” on the Dodge website right now. That’s the line-up - all of it. PS9 is excited about the Demon - but the Hellcat it’s making obsolete is already a prime example of having jumped the shark (yes, I get…

Could you Dodge Viper?

Dodge Nitro? Not happening

“Not once did a see a unmarked police car, a hiding police car. Hell, I don’t think they even give speeding tickets by officer.”

“Has anyone seen my wedding ring?”

Installation guy.

new miami? so florida man strikes again, but in ohio?