" teen abortions fell 35 percent between 2009 and 2012 in the counties where the program operates."

Is anybody else reminded of Justin Bieber?

Oh fine! Now they get picky about who to give home loans to...

Ugh, this child. I taught in an all girls high school for two years and they LOVED this moron when I got there. I would make a joke when they'd show me a vine because teenagers hate to be told their taste is terrible, so I thought I'd lead by example. I'm so happy to say when I left that school there wasn't one girl…

Dude, people like you are why feminists get made fun of. "We're a women's site! There is no place for men here! Down with men!"

Well, we are getting there folks. Men are going to jail for raping goats & corpses, maybe soon they'll start going to jail for raping living human beings!

Haaaaated the epilogue. It was way too controlling. It was so random, like a 14-year-old girl playing M.A.S.H. with her friends... "All right, Ginny's going to marry... Harry! They're going to live in a... House! He's going to be... an Auror! Their kid's name will be... Albus Severus (Hahaha! What a dumb name!)"

Let's just all remember to take Rita Skeeter with a grain of salt. She is known for writing things that aren't necessarily true. Everyone is posting that Ron is balding now; when I read that, in my mind I imagined him constantly asking Hermione if it's true, while unconsciously touching his head. Also, there is NO WAY…

Umbridge was WAY scarier.

"Does Hermione Granger prove that a witch really can have it all? (No – look at her hair.)"

I'm a HUGE Harry Potter nerd and nothing is more boring to me than the gang as adults. That epilogue in book 7 was a big mistake. No. Just stop. And the movie version underscored why it sucked so much. Simply stupid. If it's not exciting, we don't need to know it, Jo.

So they CAN make it worse.

I RECANT MY STATEMENT. BRB.

Based on the headline alone, I thought Aramark was pioneering a new program to serve prepared insects as a source of protein in prisons. I actually thought it was a really interesting pioneer program (opt-in for prisoners) since bugs are really good from a nutrition perspective and also a cheaper source of protein.

So basically this dude was turned on by hot footballer abs and had to blame it on something, yes?

You've been given one better photo option, here's some more:

I feel like Hollywood has finally produced a couple whose sex tape I would go through legitimate channels to see. Well done, everyone.

Yes, that was an odd picture choice. Try this one on for size.

I never thought I would defend Victoria Beckham, but if I saw Samuel L. Jackson sitting next to me, I too would probably freeze and be all "Don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd, don't be a nerd." And then I would open my eyes, and he would be across the room talking to Quentin Tarrentino and I would see him gesture in my…