Okay he didn't even say "literary", as in "why earn a living in a creative field when you can just be pretty?" he's saying "literate", as in "why learn the basics of survival in our society?" Clearly youth and beauty never experience aging, fads, social media backlash or the predations of the unscrupulous!

SNIPERS on his front lawn? For (what turned out to be false) alleged robbery? Jesus Christ.

Zazu is a hornbill. A HORNBILL I TELLS YA. TOUCANS ONLY LIVE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. DID YOU NOT READ ZOOBOOKS AS A KID??? WHAT? YOU HAD FRIENDS??? WEIRD.

"If, once per day, Barack Obama killed and ate three of my cousins, I'm not sure how long I'd be a registered democrat."

oh my god, YAY for amazing doctors and all but SCUZE ME while i just rip my uterus out of my body cuz NOPE NOPE AIN'T EVER HAVING KIDS NOOOOOOOPE.

Exploding aorta? Well then. This is our little reminder that pregnancy does a number on the body — to be bookmarked next time anti-woman agitators bring up the "risks" of abortion. And to answer your question, yes, that's my takeaway. Was pregnant two times and I hope to not feel as sick again for a long time.

I'm tired of the "everyone does/says it" argument from bigots. Yes, everyone says things they regret or hurts someone's feelings. However, everyone is not a discriminatory, vile human being that spews hate speech.

I don't know about Mel. He got drunk and said a few things, but we've all said those things. We're all fucking hypocrites. That's what I think about it. The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew? I'm being brutally honest here. It's the hypocrisy of it that drives me crazy.

He got drunk and said a few things, but we've all said those things. We're all fucking hypocrites. That's what I think about it. The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew?

Why are racists always so convinced that everyone is exactly like them? No Gary, we're not all hypocrites. Some of us really just don't have those words in our vocabulary.

This is why the "If you want more films to feature women/be less sexist/pass the Bechdel test, make your own movies" crowd is especially precious.

Oh hell yeah, totally. The whole system is shit for women.

Nope! Directors, producers, and execs have the real power. The writer is lucky if she or he is even allowed to visit the set.

I mean, I can just find you some big bunny pictures. I would hate to have you waste all night sorting through the Daily Mail's website. Look, here's one with a puppy!

Gender discrimination is a problem, absolutely. But I feel the focus on directors, specifically, is myopic. What are the numbers on female producers? Female executives? Female cinematographers? Female screenwriters? Yes, I know, not great in most areas.

I think it's worth pointing out that women are consistently told their medical issues are less serious than those of men. Women are significantly less likely to receive medication for pain from a doctor, and are more likely to be told it's a psychological issue. Cool.

People like other hot people.

He's just rolling with it

I wheel allow it.

Hey there, lumberjack. Mind showing me your wood?