I don't think she has shit planned, I just think that the world is ridiculously fucking predictable.

RRRRRGH and I hate that the first thing out of her mouth (after "WHOA!!") is "I'm sorry."

The idea that fathers only protect biological offspring is also pretty gross. No one tell my dad!

Never mind that the article reinforces the stereotype of Woman As Property.

I find the implication that you have to be married *with biological offspring* for this magical spell thing to work pretty gross, too. It's not enough to get married, you have to squirt out a kid, too?

It's also pretty offensive against couples that decide not to have children, like a man who doesn't have a child isn't a good person.

A smaller secondary point to the one you raised: I also found this really reductive and insulting to men who are married, have children and are not abusive monsters. The implication that the only reason they're caring and loving spouses and fathers is because of a government contract is pretty gross.

It isn't. But the reason those women aren't victims of violence has a lot more to do with socio economic status than marital status specifically.

Somebody needs to tell this to all those beaten and abused married women in Afghanistan. The married biological fathers over there didn't get the memo.

Gay Republicans, black Republicans, women Republicans... there's a special kind of self-loathing going on there.

Am I an asshole if I think these photos are really pretty?

I am not trying to be an armchair anything here, but I wonder if the woman who spit her food out has an eating disorder. I remember from an eating disorder scare-documentary (from my high school substituting days) that one woman in particular had a ritual she called Chew and Spit in which she would indulge in chewing…

Bonus points for accusing the mother of creating an unstable home life when the father is R. KELLY.

I will never understand why the pronoun is so hard for people to grasp.

Maybe this will show that some demographic other than young men make for bankable box office.

If an area has very few men if a woman can fight her way in there are likely fewer systemic mechanisms to create a pay gap.

As soon as more women enter a field wages are reduced. Since the work women do is seen as less valuable if a large number of women are doing a job it cannot merit high wages.

Similar things happen…

Technically a "whore" is a person who has sex in exchange for goods, services, or money. An apt synonym would be "prostitute." Are you saying that women from fundamentalist Christian backgrounds typically turn to prostitution in college? That is quite the assumption. (Remember kids, words MEAN things!)

umm, the symbolism here....ah caints handle it :

" Sllleeeep my virgin child. Sllleeeep. And we shall remain this age forevermore. Your innocence shall remain untainted, and I will forever have my full head of hair. Everything after this point is decadence and death, so you and I, my child, shall sleeeeeeep. "

UGLIEST, CREEPIEST, most inappropriate "family" sentiment ever: