That shoe is so ugly. And I'm sure a million people took a million hours to animate it.

Um, is it just me or do those look way too vertical to actually wear? I feel like if I tried to put those one, I'd just slowly fall forward onto my face. Like a tree being cut down or something.

It's not "garbage." You're just confused about what the test is and what is measures.

I think you need both.

Guys, check out this awesome movie I just saw. You're gonna love it! It's got these two dudes in it, right? And they both have actual names. And sometimes they talk to each other. And sometimes, get this, they even talk to each other about things other than women! It's called Every Movie Ever Made.

You say you aren't pro-life, yet here you are using such intense language for what is actually a simple procedure. RIPPED OUT. Wow. You do realize that people DIE every year from wisdom teeth being removed right? And that in order to have them removed, many people must have their jaws broken to enable the surgery.…

An organ transplant is a large decision to, but they don't make you wait three days for that. Stop.

Then you should feel free to do that if you ever get an abortion.

But because of legislation like this, you have to drive 4 hours to get to the clinic. Now they want you to wait three days and then make the trek again?

Aren't those qualities you want in the editor of one of the world's leading newspapers? Especially in a world where print media is dying and desperate to stay relevant and profitable? Her dismissal is total crap.

Because we are about as waspy as is humanly possible, I always made Jello jiggler eggs for "bring your cultural food" things at my kid's school.

"My message is: beauty has no gender."

"Beauty had no gender" but it does have massive plastic gravity defying tits on a tiny frame, oh, and flaccid penis. #sigh

Beauty has no gender, but it does have a race, weight, and amount of body hair

Beauty might not have a gender, but this photograph doesn't illustrate a challenge to any other standard of beauty. #hater #cynical

S'Mores + a good dark beer + a campfire with friends =damn near heaven

People that hate nature crack me up. No, really, I think it's kind of charming. There's a reason the Ritz was invented.

Well this explains a lot.

Nope. Rhubarb pie is FUCKING DELICIOUS.

I refuse to accept people with even an iota of joy in their hearts don't love s'mores. The chocolate is already a bit melted since it is 1)summer and a million degrees outside 2) your burnt to death marshmallow basically melts it on contact. In terms of crumbs, it's summer and you're eating a piece of heaven! Who…