Ok, WHAT is with the gold leaf on everything lately?

Wife and I were camping. On the first night things start getting hot and heavy in the tent. I was having serious difficulties getting the condom on in the dark so she turns on a 1500 lumen flashlight aimed square at my peen. Got the condom on no problem but then laughter erupts from the neighboring campsites. We…

Once upon a time my then-boyfriend and I were in the midst of a fun bout of mattress olympics. I was on top while we were laying down on my post-college-but-still-broke twin bed, which sat high on top of a box spring and plain old metal bedframe. We were closer to the bottom of the bed than the top. Changing the…

I once lived in an apartment with my best friend. Sadly, we shared a bathroom, even sadder, this bathroom had two entrances, one of them a door into my room. At the time, I was entertaining a steady FWB in town specifically to bone me. As was our way, we would spend a few hours at the bar, chatting and drinking before…

So in high school, my then-boyfriend and I would often "go bowling" aka go to this abandoned place in the woods near his house where we had a tent all set up for the making out and the sexytimes. We'd already been interrupted a couple of times that night— parents coming home unexpectedly, etc— so we left for the tent…

Around this time last year, I was enjoying the pleasure of my brand new boyfriend going down on me. First of all, score - he seemed to genuinely like oral sex, and wasn't half bad at it. I'm feeling all happy inside and my toes are curling when I feel this strange thin fluid start leaking all around my bottom half. He…

This story has never been unveiled and I'm three whiskeys deep while dinner is still-a-cookin' so I figured "hey why not put it on the internet?!" I know, I know, my genius is unmatched. So, anywho—-

I was giving my husband a BJ and suddenly he got the giggles. I look over and here are my 2 cats just staring at me. Yes, I fuck in front of my pets because if I keep the door closed, they'll just paw and head butt the door, which ruins sexy times even more. Apparently, not only were my pervy cats watching us, but…

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

Bwahahahahaha! That is awful.

I am happy to hear that bisexuals are hugely endowed. I hope they use it well, and touch many people.

Thank you. When we couch our declarative statements with apologies, we lessen their power and impact.

This is not the point of the article, but lately I hear every woman preface a complaint with "I'm sorry." My good friend has been doing this a lot for the past few months. I'm going to make a better effort to not say "I'm sorry" before I'm about to be critical.

All I see is that woman peeing into the beer bottle to express her true feelings about this app.

Precisely. A woman with masculine qualities is often celebrated for being "one of the boys," but a man with feminine qualities is definitely not celebrated as "one of the girls," especially if he's straight. Masculinity is admirable, femininity is pitiable.

Oh all the fucking whining about "but if women take men's jobs and don't need marriage, what are men even for?" I dunno, maybe try being a good human being and see what happens?

Funny, then, that there is no real equivalent word in the popular lore for a man reducing a woman's femininity by simply being awesome in the world.

i agree with you, but there are really two "choices" being discussed here: the woman's choices as far as what turns her on and the professor's choice to have this demonstration. i'm wary of criticizing the former, but the latter is obviously fair game and maybe it was a cheap thrill. i don't know, i'd kind of like…

"Feminism, much like free speech, is hard: it means we have to support a woman's right to chose how she wants to be a woman, whether or not we agree with that choice. (Edit comment) "