I dunno. I've always pretty much adored my freckles. They do a fantastic job of hiding zits, which I am once again dealing with now that I have an IUD. Re: being flat-chested, I used to be a small B for the longest time, and then last summer they decided to go on growth spurt (why, I have no clue, as I am in my…

Of course he's behind the whole "be fruitful and multiply." Just like every other religion. The idea is to have as many adherents and accumulate as much power as possible. This is also why women are treated as property and as only being good for birthing children. When women get educated and have careers and such,…

Nah, I hear ya. I have (had? I got surgery a couple months ago) endometriosis, so. There have been some intermittent great experiences, but ever since it reared its ugly head 5 years ago, they have been few and far between. I've been recovering from surgery now, so things have been kind of meh, but generally…

My mother still wears jackets with shoulder pads. However. She has teeny, narrow, sloping shoulders, and shoulder pads just make her shoulders look more proportional to her body. I think that is probably the only time shoulder pads are appropriate. That, and maybe in nice winter coats where they're there to help…

My boyfriend just informed me that crocodiles can climb trees. My escape plans are all ruined now!

Er, don't most people know that outlets are frequently lower quality already? I mean, generally you can just tell based on the feel of the material and such. Not everything is lower quality, but it's pretty easy (for me anyway) to tell what will be an actual bargain and what I'd be better off buying at Target or…

I've wanted to own a gun for a very long time (I really enjoy target shooting, and actually also shoot traditional archery). The behavior of these nutcases though, makes me really disinclined to associate myself with them in any way, and that includes owning a gun. Assholes.

That is one ugly glass slipper. It's supposed to be dainty and beautiful! What the heck did they do to it?!

Good. Hopefully George Cloony doing something like this will make people stop looking at my boyfriend all weird when he says he'll follow me wherever my career takes me. His job is more transferrable and flexible than my field is, so.

Someone needs to invent a way to get dudes pregnant, stat. Then we wouldn't have to deal with this nonsense.

With the exception of s'mores, I am with you on this list. Especially the jello. I have a special, special hate for jello. When I was in pre-school, one of the kids brought those "jello jiggler" things for his birthday in red and green (it was right around Christmas), and I was SO EXCITED to get a green one. They…

What. No. I mean, a FRESH pear or apple with a slice of fancy sharp cheddar or other nice cheese makes for a lovely appetizer, but that shit just looks nasty. Plus the mayo. *shudder*

See, now that sounds disgusting to me. Creamy peanut butter is the WORST.

So...maybe I'm alone here, but I've never had a creepy cheap motel experience. I mean, I've stayed in zillions of cheap motels, and not even the chain establishments like a Motel 6, I'm talking those really skeevy looking independent joints that cost like $20 a night in 1999. Plus some of them were in the middle of…

Did he seriously just equate sensitivity training with death threats? Just. I can't. What the actual fuck.

Lol. You are looking for the Platonic Ideal Chair of Proof. All we have and will ever have, are regular old chairs of experience. The proof lies in the multitude of chairs, not one particular Chair or individual chair. If you need me to explain that analogy, you need to read more and probably should excuse yourself…

It's sort of funny to see which kids have already absorbed gender norms and which ones haven't.

What is wrong with these kids? Seriously. I moved back home briefly after college, and I helped the fuck out around the house. And so did my dad. He and I would go grocery shopping, do the dishes, fold and put away the laundry, do the yard work. And he works full-time. My mom works on a part-time, contract…

Awww, the one about 'How to Love' is sweet. :)

Except that some of us climb the fence even at age 3. My mom let me outside in the backyard right after we'd moved to a new house with a nice big fenced yard. I was 2 and a half, and had never scaled a fence before. According to my mom, I scaled not just our fence, but three neighbor's fences too as I wandered…