Something something dark monolith.

She was sending Duvall pox-infested blankets?

Like pets?

Seems to me that such situations call for catharsis as much as for uplift. For me, both are provided by Cookie Monster singing Tom Waits:

Why do bad things happen to good people, Pete Holmes?

Actually, the monster's got a bit of a hangover this morning, so you could you two please keep it down till this headache eases up.

"Marty! We've got to get back to 2008!"

I thought you died in Max Payne, like, 400 times or so.

But you keyed his car, right?

But I was just talking about Benedict!

You're thinking the Goo Goo Dolls.

I think I heard Madonna was helping folks with print jobs.

And then?

Math makes Maeby feel C-.

Or crazy?

Enjoyed "Can't Even Tell" of the Clerks soundtrack.

Here's…here's a handkerchief.

We all move to British Columbia to work as lumberjacks?

I teleported home last night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggy's heart away,
And I got Sidney's leg.

plants baggie of catnip in Officer Fuzzyface's locker