for a long time after i saw simple plan in the theatres i thought it was a coen bros movie. i wonder how much theyre an influence here considering their working relationship.

Good to see A Simple Plan rated so high, it always seems to be overlooked when talking about Raimi’s films.

When asked to comment on his brother’s departure, I assumed his response was going to be, “I guess we’ll just have to adjuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusttt!!!!!!”

So Will wasn't Arcade Fired?

Exactly. This is the most disingenuous nonsense I’ve ever heard in my life. She really does think everyone’s an idiot, but her. 

“Tucker Carlson had a former Abercrombie store manager on his show to advise men to tan their balls using infrared light as a way to up their testosterone levels—nevermind the fact that testicles hang outside the body for a very good reason”

Right? Who was the Child Wizard Wrangler on set, and have they been given a big promotion by Warner Bros?

Given that none of them have had any sort of meltdown or freak-out suggests to me that someone on the sets made sure to make it a healthy environment for them.

I’d like to read that story.

Get fucked

12 Common ‘Laws’ of Psychology That Are Bullshit

1.) The ‘alpha’ and ‘beta’ theory
2.) Smiling will make you happier
3.) The “marshmallow test” and delayed gratification
4.) Left brain versus right brain theory
5.) Myers-Briggs personality types
6.) The Stanford prison experiment
7.) Neuro-linguistic programming
8.) Playing…

Donald Duck has been walking around pantsless for years. Slurs his words too.

Wait until you see what they’ve got planned for Splash Mountain.

I’d probably watch the next Batman movie if Devito was Commissioner Gordon.

Burger King has an ok value menu, you can get a $1 value-size fries, $1 value-size soda, a $2.50 double cheeseburger, $1.50 8-piece chicken nuggets, and a few other things of that nature. The Whopper Jr. is up to $3, while the Whopper is up to a staggering $7, which is just insane. These are all solid values when…

You could soundtrack an entire pirate comedy with Decemberists songs and it would be pretty great.

That looks great! I’ll have to try that.

Probably true, though even their Trump sketches are terrible. Granted this is for different reasons mostly, but both that one and Biden have a problem of there not being an underlying joke in these sketches. It’s just... impressions.

God that opening sketch sucked. How did their political sketches get worse?

I always thought they were supposed to be dwarves, as-in, the fictional race of miners who work and sometimes live underground, have a masterful understanding of stone and precious gems, and are known for being industrious.