“New York’s hottest secret couple is Hadrick. It’s got everything: a man impersonating a tauntaun...”

They need to have a Bill Hader cameo on Weekend Update.

“NO ONE WAS CANCELLED THERE WERE NO LASTING CONSEQUENCES SEE GUYZ!”

Don’t forget Oprah used her insanely popular daytime talk show to give Jenny McCarthy a platform for her Antivaxxer bullshit.

Mehmet Oz, a man who used his enormous TV platform to offer advice that was—according to a 2014 study—half bullshit

She unleashed Dr. Oz and “Dr.” Phil on us, so yeah who gives a shit what she thinks about literally anything.

“Christmas Shoes,” but only if you then immediately watch Patton Oswalt’s withering takedown.

Ummm.....The Waitresses?

The student CHOSE to take out those loans knowing full well they have to be repaid.

Bring back Michel Ironside as the voice of Sam or GTFO! Don’t get me wrong I liked the guy they used in Blacklist but its just never been the same without the OG voice of Sam.

would prefer if Tim Burton departed Thora Birch’s Wednesday series

Of course James Bond should be a man. That’s the character as intended. Making Bond a woman accomplishes nothing. It’s fake corporate gesturing to try to appease to the crowd that gets loud about wokeness thinking they’ll be satisfied. Make new roles for women. That’s progress. Put women behind the camera. In the…

Still the greatest finale of any series ever IMO. Thematically perfect and just devastating whilst also somehow feeling hopeful and uplifting and just every emotion. I cried for about two days afterwards.

This is exciting. I read The Witching Hour twice as a teenager and found it to be pretty enthralling and atmospheric. I still have my old, giant hardcover copy—possibly it is time for a reread.

I’d probably just ask him what Richard Kind was like on the set of Spin City. 

A couple of years ago my wife and I toured the Bonaventure Cemetery in Savannah. This prompted us to rewatch Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, or as everyone in Savannah calls it; The Movie, which is based on The Book.

One of Kevin Spacey’s last major roles was as the bad guy in that video game where the “Press F to pay respects” meme comes from. I just remembered that and now you remember it too.

Maybe this will be like years ago when ThinkGeek created a tauntaun sleeping bag for April Fool’s, and people loved the idea so much they actually went ahead and started having them made.

I. Hate. These. Emails.

God forbid you donate to even one Democratic candidate, suddenly you’re on everybody’s email list and getting 100 emails a day. Don’t even get me started on how fatalistic and negative the emails ALWAYS are. Like dude, how about you give me some good news? Tell me something amazing your…