This is unfortunate. I voted for change from the disastrous course of the past eight years, and while things started out promising, the two best people advising the President have now resigned. Maybe Gorka and Bannon can better serve the country from outside the White House, but I’d be lying if I tried to put a…

Yep, he snuck it in by announcing it in front of 30,000 people and FNN. I sometimes wonder how far your TDS will go.

I use a keypad lock on my garage, and it is extra secure insofar as it doesn’t work the first time even with the correct code. So, you think you’ve cracked my code, you enter it and it doesn’t work. You move on to your next guess.

I use a Kevo lock and it’s so secure that 7 out of 10 times it doesn’t work for me! Imagine the thief trying to break through a lock that won’t unlock for its own key!

I saw the headline and thought this was a clever parody article. The “Climate Justice Fashion show?” Then to find out it is actually a thing...

I always get right up, but that’s because I’ve been squeezed into the Tyrian Lannister seat for six hours and I need to unfold. Particularly if the callous asshole in front of me has reclined his seat through my knees (I’m 6'3" so my knees are pressed into the seat in front of me even if not reclined).

Or, you could have a family, work all day long, coach all evening, cram down some food and get to sleep so you can do it all over again. Pretty soon, you’ll realize that you have already stopped gaming while you grew up.

I apologize, but I laughed through the entire story.

Please, please, please let her name be Alice!

Siri isn’t alone:

One of the biggest problems we face, having a family member with these conditions and trying to find help for him, is that in America you can only access mental health facilities if you’re indigent or rich. Every place we take him to accepts Medicaid and cash. That’s it. If you’re a middle class working person with…

Yep, fearful that the gravy train is pulling into the depot to be taken out of service.

Yeah, maybe you shouldn’t watch inauguration speeches while high?

Maybe you’re jealous because you need to be told the same thing every day or you forget? Intimidating to actually have an intelligent President for a change.

Yeah, sorry, but I’ll take James Delingpole’s expertise over yours any day. But, by all means be sure to stay condescending, since that worked so well for you this past year.

Good luck there. Have you read the comments here? It’s the Trump 2018 reelection campaign at work. Just keep it up. We will be making America great for eight years.

She cannot do this. As we were lectured endlessly before the election, it is a cornerstone of our great democracy that the candidate accept the result of the election. To do otherwise would threaten two centuries of tradi.. wait you mean we could steal the White House for Hillary? Fuck the country, we want POWER!

And for the past year, those Trump supporting students have been told they are “racists” for supporting him. You want to see a kid getting bullied? Look for a Trump supporter. Hillary made bullying ok with her dark and divisive campaign.

I’m my middle school classes, we all talked about how America dodged a bullet. We nearly elected our first criminal president. Fortunately, we elected someone who could actually fix what has gone so wrong in DC for so many years. We particularly cheered the end of the Common Core National Standards.

Yep, we had the chance to vote for a criminal and we passed because we’re a bunch of racists or something. Move along...