Also a fair representation of Drew’s reaction when a black person tries to talk to him on the subway.

“WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND THE WORLD’S MOST PUNCHABLE FACE?!”

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

THAT shirt..EXACTLY!!! Douche dork (pictured above) writes for Goddamned G fucking Q magazine. You would think he would get some sense of style through os-fucking-mosis from that gig...but no. He goes on CHOPPED with THAT SHIRT.

Dancing with two thumbs up is the official signal for, "more Miracle Whip on my American Cheese sandwich, please."

Even though he won I feel like it’s a huge loss for him. Every time he survived a round meant he had to get more screen time. And every second on screen was the most embarrassingly dorky dad thing that has ever existed. WHO GOES ON TV WITH THAT SHIRT?! He says he got rid of the shirt since then, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE…

A number of Kentucky players left the court before shaking hands with their opponents including the Harrison twins and Willey Cauley-Stein. It’s a shame that some of the Kentucky players decided to be poor sports.

Aside from the Player of the Year Award, that’s probably the biggest compliment Frank could have received.

Buying a box of cookies for $5 for a birthday sounds feasible if you can work.

In Canada, there was a mandate to remove all the junkfood from the cafeteria’s. I ate lunch from home, but they also did a number on the vending machines. They pretty much took out everything and replaced it with snacks like raisins, nature valley bars, and nuts. I like to have treats, but they should not be staple…

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

I'm irrationally bothered by the fact that you refer to this store as "Vicki," "she" and "her." It's my problem, not yours. I agree with everything else you say.

Really? Rose headbands? Again? How is this still a look?

Manhattan is NEVER a viable data point when talking about real world costs.

Am I imagining things, or has this happened before that Eva Mendes makes a joke in an interview and for whatever reason, the masses and the media treat it like it's super serious and she's a judgy monster? I can't decide if this happens to her because her delivery is really dry and the interviewers miss the funny, or…

That would be Kid Rock, actually.

I love this show! It's over the top, silly, surprising, and scandalous!! The first hour felt more like a finale. I couldn't believe Lucious talkin in his sleep and Hello Bunky, never forgot about ya! How bout Cookie whooping on Boo Boo Kitty. And Uncle Vernon! I mean what the actual fuck. But I'm hooked, HOOKED! Now…

I love mail and surprises (which is why I still get Graze boxes...that, and I am a whore for snacks), but man. My beauty routine is so boring that I'm not sure I could justify getting any of these. Like, I don't wear anything but brown/olive/copper eyeshadow and lipstick universally looks awful on me. My last "big"…