I met John Goodman one night in New Orleans. I was outside waiting to get into a concert. He walked by with his date, and I just said Hi to him. He was really cool, and said hey are you going to this show? He told security I was with him. We walked into this VIP area, he said have a good night and disappeared. I had…

I haven’t had any notable encounters to speak of, but this was just kind of adorable. I was working at a health food store in Miami and Ziggy Marley came in with his toddler-aged son. I was standing on a stepstool in order to stir a gigantic bowl of soup I was making for the deli, and his son very loudly said, “What’s…

What the hell else is to be done with a brain damaged (almost) baby animal like this?

Fuck her. You know what is probably stressful? Taking care of a shitload of wild animals. She’s an animal-exploiting monster.

I hope this helps my case for therapy manatees. How could they not cheer me up?

Dude, women have been fired over having revenge porn of them posted to the internet. Women have faced harassment and humilation for it, too.
In a perfect would your response would be everyone’s reaction (god, what a scumbag instead of god, she’s such a fucking slut), but that is definitely not the world we live in and…

Yeah, I don’t need a reminder of how sad and dreary it is to have one’s primary relationships be with a noncommittal windbags like BJ Novak. I mean, he’s gotta be the most overpraised millenial of our time, and it says bad things about Kaling that she’s attracted to that.

I join you in welcoming our new low-rise overlords. (Love the Simpsons reference, btw.)

I, for one, welcome our new low rise overlords. Seriously, speaking as a short and curvy person with an actual low rise, low rise jeans can not come back soon enough. I feel as if I’ve been walking in a denim desert for the past decade or so since the last time the planet was blanketed with Old Navy low rise bootlegs.…

I dunno, I just saw Taymor’s Tempest, and it *should* have been amazing (Helen Mirren as Prospero etc etc kind of a dream cast), but Taymor trampled all over it and made it kind of bad.

My friend’s father is in the Orchestra in our city and 30+ years ago Mr. Rogers did some sort of performance with them. My friend had been losing her mind that she was going to meet Mr. Rogers but got sick at the last minute and had to stay home. After the performance her dad explained that his daughter had been…

I did a culinary certificate program between high school and college where famous chefs would come be our teacher during the day and then we would assist them with a cooking class for the public at night. Todd English was the worst. He didn’t teach us shit during our class time, just obsessed over the night time prep…

OH, if we’re counting journalisting snubs, Mindy Fucking Kaling. I really don’t want to get into specifics, let’s just say she’s prickly at best when ANYONE mentions race, and downright cunt-tastic if you try to ask her benign questions about her own experience.

With a lot of these things, if you’re using it occasionally and aren’t exposed to it continually at work or something, they won’t pose much of a hazard to you. I wouldn’t go huffing the top coat, but I think for most people doing nails at home, these chemicals pose only a very small risk. At least toluene isn’t that…

THE BEST glass file on earth is OPI Crystal Nail File. The ones I’ve found in drugstores/beauty supply are usually file on one surface, slick glass on the other — OPI’s is file on both sides. Also it’s much thinner than most, so it’s a lot easier to get under the edges/corners, especially on shorter nails. They last…

I swear by Revlon’s Colorstay Gel Envy top coat. I usually have chipped nails within a day if I paint my nails at home. This top coat (even paired with just my regular nail polish) will last a whole 3 or 4 days.

Now does anyone have any suggestions on top coats that will feed my obsession with ridiculous glitter nail…

The only tip I have is to not worry about making a mess of your right hand - just clean up afterward with a q-tip or something dipped in nail polish remover. Or, if you’re me, just get in the shower and peel the nail polish off your fingers.

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They’re like kids’ shoes made large. Do the heels light up?

One of the worst things I’ve ever seen