His skits were always hilarious, and I hated that they became almost non-existant in the later years. Granted, he had a little more time in the beginning, but it was still a bummer when we saw less of things like "Michael Caine in Space."

I applaud Mo'Nique for standing up for herself time and time again. Especially right now. She just wanted to be compensated. She asked to be paid. That's all. Of course they jumped on the racist "she has an attitude problem" wagon.

Lets.not forget Governor Walker compared union protestors many of them teachers with ISIS when he spoke at CPAC.

Oh, so he's wrapping up his hatred for education in his hatred of women. Lovely.

Whenever someone useless tries to talk down to me I'm quoting Cookie. "What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?"

Although he's certainly working through a lot of issues, there's something so sincere and endearing about Hakeem. One of my favorite moments was when he flipped out on Andre after Lucius announced his ALS diagnosis and all Andre could think about was the IPO. I cried during not one, not two, but THREE Hakeem-related…

Jamal's solo version is clearly the BEST version of "You're So Beautiful" and I can't stop singing it. If this show ever has a big radio single, I hope this is the one that blows up.

I thought it was um, interesting that Lucious also called out Andre for bringing a white woman into the family. To me that reinforced the idea that Lucious is old-school in every sense of the word.

Huh, and i thought my belly was a prized possession since....there's more of me to love. no?

Done. Done with Kanye. Done with his music, just everything. He knows he has a daughter right? RIGHT? Get in first? Fucking disgusting.

I have my doubts, Chelsea Handler.

Oh Kanye, way to squander any goodwill from your SNL performance.

Discovering Seche (or Sally Hansen Insta-Dry in the red bottle, or Out The Door, or Poshé) will seriously change your damn life. Suddenly, a manicure is something that's super fun to do every couple of days, and not UGH a CHORE that you've gotta block out six hours for with no typing, no hand-washing, no cleaning…

Re: the makeup question.

This whole comment is so presumptuous - there are a lot of us out here who are too poor or not technophilic enough (I fall into both categories) to have hundred dollar watches. I'd rather pay a buck fifty for a pen and paper than $99 for a Fitbit.

This article is a joke, because all science reporting here is. Please, Kinja gods, let ALL science reporting be at i09 and have Jez just link to it. It's what we deserve. We've been so good.

But I do not have my phone on me at all times. Shocking, I know.

It doesn't require magazine articles, this exact thing will be happening in the comments within the half hour.

I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.

I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."