Whenever someone useless tries to talk down to me I'm quoting Cookie. "What can you do, Yoko? Can you play the tambourine?"
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Although he's certainly working through a lot of issues, there's something so sincere and endearing about Hakeem. One of my favorite moments was when he flipped out on Andre after Lucius announced his ALS diagnosis and all Andre could think about was the IPO. I cried during not one, not two, but THREE Hakeem-related…
Jamal's solo version is clearly the BEST version of "You're So Beautiful" and I can't stop singing it. If this show ever has a big radio single, I hope this is the one that blows up.
I thought it was um, interesting that Lucious also called out Andre for bringing a white woman into the family. To me that reinforced the idea that Lucious is old-school in every sense of the word.
Huh, and i thought my belly was a prized possession since....there's more of me to love. no?
Done. Done with Kanye. Done with his music, just everything. He knows he has a daughter right? RIGHT? Get in first? Fucking disgusting.
I have my doubts, Chelsea Handler.
Oh Kanye, way to squander any goodwill from your SNL performance.
Discovering Seche (or Sally Hansen Insta-Dry in the red bottle, or Out The Door, or Poshé) will seriously change your damn life. Suddenly, a manicure is something that's super fun to do every couple of days, and not UGH a CHORE that you've gotta block out six hours for with no typing, no hand-washing, no cleaning…
Re: the makeup question.
This whole comment is so presumptuous - there are a lot of us out here who are too poor or not technophilic enough (I fall into both categories) to have hundred dollar watches. I'd rather pay a buck fifty for a pen and paper than $99 for a Fitbit.
This article is a joke, because all science reporting here is. Please, Kinja gods, let ALL science reporting be at i09 and have Jez just link to it. It's what we deserve. We've been so good.
But I do not have my phone on me at all times. Shocking, I know.
That's fine. I thought I made that clear. But the people who show up with these fancy gadgets are the ones we stop seeing at the gym about 3 weeks after they sign up. Motivation comes from within.
Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.
It doesn't require magazine articles, this exact thing will be happening in the comments within the half hour.
I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.
I'm going to stop defending my choices to assholes and just start using the simple but brilliant sign off "because fuck you that's why."
i am also totally team jack white on this; the commentary (from the Jezebel author) was kinda petty and scrapin' the bottom of the barrel in my opinion. slow news day?