My skin is black (no Nina Simone)

You are right, he did see her. And I don't know about the handkerchief thing, I thought Russian Prince gave Granny the fan and told her to hide it from her husband bc reasons. DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT!! Also Tom's nonGF is the absolute worst, I hope she dies. Death by Bates would be ideal.

All the Publix by me have white semi-transparent plastic for the "inappropriate" magazine covers. The whole premise drives me crazy, but it's especially infuriating because I can't tell how they decide which covers get hidden. Cleavage? Side boob? Total percentage of exposed skin? Do they have a committe of men who…

The thing is, LEGGINGS AREN'T PANTS ANYWAY!!!

My one wish is for a Donna Meagle spin off show. She can move to Seattle.

That's so hard! Maybe "Pawnee Rangers." #treatyoself

Honestly this is one of the best TV comedies of all time, IMO. Between interesting story lines, character development, and hilarity combined with poignancy, it just hits on so many levels. Plus Leslie is written so beautifully and like an actual person instead of being some tired trope on one end of the female…

Aw, man. I have an irrational love of the Timbit.

Ugh, article so long. somebody summarize

Chelsea handler anybody? I have never seen a person less funny drinking the thirst milkshake straight up

Giving out unsolicited 'pseudo' medical advice on Gawker makes you look like a fool.

Me too - I was a big LOTR fan and loved how close the cast seemed to bond. Had to unfollow Dominic Monaghan as he was consistently super douchey. He used to have a thing (Boobs Monday or Tits Tuesday or something equally stupid) where he'd ask his followers to send pictures of themselves. And then obviously the text…

I used to love Dom Monaghan like crazy (his bromance with Billy Boyd was nothing short of epic). Then the story broke about those unbelievably awful texts he sent to a female admirer for committing the crime of not wanting to have sex with him, and now just seeing his name grosses me out.

I got a lot of cash and gift cards this year. Not much of a problem for me, I can buy the clothes and booze I want with that. The best present though was something that my Busia did. My asshole republican uncle and his monstrous Jabba-the-Hutt-looking wife were staying with her, so she put up an "I'm Ready for Hilary"…

Or, instead of making fun of these gifts, you might consider that maybe, these people didn't have very much money. These are all relatively inexpensive gifts. These can possibly be gifts from someone who can't afford much, but they wanted to give you at least something because they care about you. They didn't want…

Or you could be glad that you have people in your life who bother to show up and do anything at all for you. Don't want 'em? I know people who could use the attention.

I think this is the last year for me and Jez. I'm very much about feminism, not so much about spoilt bitchiness.

Can we please discuss the fact that Natalie is sexually harassed by the President, and then when the PM sees it he doesn't say anything and Natalie spends the rest of the movie apologizing for her own harassment?!? Crappy plot lines are one thing, but encouraging the idea that women are at fault for being harassed is…

Things I'm sad to say I know, but I do (I watched all the special features when I didn't have cable)