Could you or I step in and be an MLB bench coach? What about a first base coach? They don’t seem to do shit.

Probably most teams’ fans, really.

- 1 MNF broadcasting gig

Cosell was just blown away by this guy’s athletic ability.

Using the iPod stock earbuds is a sign of his maturity.

“...but there wasn’t proof that the Cowboys receiver actually possessed Dallas...”

Really, though, where’s that monkey?

+1 Oh You’s.

What a missed opportunity to name that little monkey Alvin Garrett.

“Look at that monkey go!

I’ll be honest, I saw the headline and thought for a second that the old bastard finally had his Cliven Bundy moment.

NFL Owner Rambles About Monkeys

I saw this episode of Boy Meets World!

Dez to PETA: “Suck macaque”

If the monkey’s name is Dallas, at least we know it's getting spanked.

This comment section is going to get ugly...

he is a “monkey fan.”

That picture is one hipster bag of douche.

If we touch 0.0001% of the people in our lives the way Flip touched 100% of the people in his, I’d say we’re doing pretty well.

If I got choked up a bit, I imagine there wasn’t a dry eye in that building. I'm sure the entire State of Minnesota is still mourning his passing. RIP Coach Saunders.