A good friend of mine in college was 100% all-in on HD DVD beating out Blu-Ray. He even spent $100 on the HD DVD adapter for his Xbox 360. This really has no connection to your post other than the mention of VHS vs. Beta, but I just remembered how fucking stupid he was. Man...what a stupid dick.

+1, but that’s relative.

Cmon. That isn't fair. That's too fucking good. Get off Deadspin. Give the rest of us a goddamn chance

America expects more from you, Mississippi junior colleges.

He just needs the PE credit, man.

He is the anti-Ned.

EMCC are not acting like a bunch of Einsteins.

Jet fuel can’t melt helper T-cells.

“Maybe someone could open the baby gate for Daniel Fells?”

Don’t blame Jackson. Blame the person who posted a stop sign parallel to the street.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

Fell down seven times, got up, ate.

Most photographed person in the world is my neighbor. You’ll be mine one day, you little minx you...

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

Didn’t Drew Magary just have a funbag post about the agreed age that this is unacceptable?

“I am.”

“I’m not your Buddy, guy!”

It's better to bring them over when they're so young because they pick up a second language much quicker.