I think you can use 529 plans for trade school. You can also change the beneficiary to another child, or even hold it for grandchildren.

Intelligence briefing but he doesn’t listen to them. Maybe they can run an ad on Fox News.

I love that media is running ‘shithole’ in their headlines. That way people see it even if they don’t read the articles.

Yes, let the arm hang, relaxed. When you lay it out on a table or counter the shoulder tenses up.

As an added wrinkle, there’s a shortage of saline bags. They’re made in Puerto Rico. Thanks, President Tang!

My whole family gets the flu shot. This year my 10 year old daughter caught the flu. It was a week of bed to couch, with us following her with Lysol wipes. Thankfully she was the only one in the house to catch it.

I can’t honestly say. It was a quick bite, just a warning really. Not like fangs sinking in or anything.

I was bitten by a lemur once. True story. When I was a kid my family knew these guys who were artists, and they liked to have exotic plants and animals. They let me into the cage with pieces of bananas in my hands. Anyway, one little bastard immediately leaped to a branch next to my shoulder and nipped the back of…

Does kicking out Salvadorans with jobs help or hurt unemployment number? And don’t these people have US citizen kids now? Are we sending US citizens away now?

I’ve used this over Turbotax the last four years, fourteen bucks to do your taxes. Easy peasy.

I’ve used this over Turbotax the last four years, fourteen bucks to do your taxes. Easy peasy.

“Steve was a staffer”

I believe paygo was waived in the budget exentsion legislation. So it will not kick in until 2019, after mid term elections.

Must you put Fuck in the headlines? Is it really that necessary to be edgy?

Finally, Alabama gets to be first in something.

fingers crossed.

Something to consider about your local library. Bedbugs. As a family it is not unusual for us to check out upwards of 30 books. So a few weeks ago we go to the checkout counter, and our account has been suspended. Apparently they found a dead bedbug in one of our returns.

And do you like it?

And do you like it?

This is marriage. Here you have a splendid husband, gets a raise and a promotion, feels good about himself. Splurges on something he sees as extravagant and practical, and his loving spouse craps all over him.

Oh, with a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon you can really bring down the price of your incredibly inappropriate gift.

...uh huh. And maybe federal employees and military personnel should not be allowed to vote, because bias. Right? And I bet Judges have personal opinions too! And hey! Yeah, you, guy selling me a donut...are you thinking personal opinions while grabbing my donut? That sucks, gtfo of America!