Stomach flu. There are 5 of us. Yay.

Today certainly has me second guessing whether Adam Sandler ever runs for office.

Are people honestly saying resign over a sophomoric picture? A kiss during rehearsal?

It’s possible they are trying to sink their own ship, while at the same time be able to say oh well we tried. When the tax cuts looked like they might pass the 50 vote threshold, they inserted the ACA legislation. Not because they’re confident it will pass, but hopeful it will not.

So if Moore wins Republicans can just replace him with whomever they want? How’s that gonna feel for Alabamans who don’t take kindly to Big Gubmint stickin their nose in my bidness?

Laces off!

This is not the time to talk about it. Prayers, then forget about it.

I don’t know what else he could say that could be more offensive. Referring to a US Senator as Pocahontas? At this point I think he could use racist expletives and people would shrug it off.

Holy Jesus, captain Tang loses his twitter for ten minutes which apparently backed up his brain, causing this vile deluge of offensive tweets.

She’s taping him while he’s eating a sausage. Politicians hate picture of when they’re eating a sausage.

It’s a great analogy, because you have absolutely no clue how much anyone has. That makes it a long read, and a complete waste of time. I also love the guys complaining that they get nothing after getting free beers. Because guys bitch all the time about getting free beer.

Oh, interesting. Did you feel the same sense of emotion/mist after the popping?

But I think the point is you have to withhold sex from all men. It doesn’t matter if they’re on your side, or agree with you.

Maybe it would be useful for my 3am anxiety nights. If I have anxiety at 3am it’s hard to get back to sleep.

Maybe it would be useful for my 3am anxiety nights. If I have anxiety at 3am it’s hard to get back to sleep.

Two things I must see in a Michael Bay Dora Movie:

Put some waltz music on. In slo-mo it looks to me like they wanted to dance, but couldn’t decide who would lead.

I didn’t realize I had small hands until I tried to play an octave. Stretch, stubby little fingers, stretch!

I’m so sorry about your dad. Cancer is such a terrible battle, for everyone involved.

I don’t think men hash tagging #IWill is a great idea when it relates to sexual harassment.

It will be interesting to see what Republicans do now that Trump has effectively kicked the can over to them. Yes, he’s damaged the ACA. But this was an area that needed fixing by Congress anyway. He’s unhappy with the Iran deal. But he’s not the one negotiating now, Congress is. So now everything falls on…